
Recently, I attended a showing of Public Enemies — not a very good film, but that was the least of its problems. I noted in my review that the picture was conspicuously underlit. And sitting several seats to my left was a man whose cell phone rang on perhaps the loudest setting available for such devices. Did he answer it? Of course he did.
I’ve got a million stories like it, though they’re usually worse. I paid good money to listen to heckling during Michael Clayton and Babel; if you go to the movies to talk back to the screen, why choose those films? The sound cut out during several minutes of Dreamgirls. Children literally tumbled through the aisle during The Others. A man seated alone shouted exclamations of “Hell yeah!” and “Oh damn!” during The Bourne Identity; for whose benefit?
The advancement of cell phone technology is a blight so pervasive it’s impractical to try to count all the interruptions. Common courtesy is no match for America’s intractable compulsion to reach out and touch or be touched at a moment’s notice, for no particular reason. The next breakthrough will be the waterproof iPhone you can take with you to the pool, the shower, and out into the pouring rain so you can post a Twitter update explaining, “Time to buy an umbrella.” Lisa Schwarzbaum wrote in her Entertainment Weekly blog, “There’s no excuse for checking your phone in a theater unless you’re expecting a birth, a death, or a kidney transplant. And death can probably wait 90 minutes.”

A jerk at the movies
The poor behavior and technical problems are either the exception or the rule, depending on where you go for movies. I used to frequent my local Whitestone Multiplex theater in the Bronx, NY, at one time my home away from home. That is the theater that produced every negative experience referenced above, save Public Enemies. I have ceased to go. Now I travel most often to Manhattan. You won’t find egregious misbehavior in art houses like the Angelika and the IFC Center — the occasional insolent blue light from a cell phone — which by their very nature attract patrons who have come to see a film, as the ones that run there cater to specialized tastes.
I enjoy such theaters and would patronize them more if I could afford them. Last winter, I attended the French drama The Class and Israel’s animated film Waltz with Bashir at Angelika and Landmark’s Sunshine Theater, respectively, and paid a combined $24.50. That’s more than $12 a movie. I bought a pair of jeans for less than that around the same time. The movies are long over, but I’m still wearing the pants.
These days I frequent the AMC theater chain. They offer morning matinees for $6 on weekends and holidays. If I recommend them, it’s only good common sense. I’ll wake up early to hop on a train for that deal. I take advantage of the elite status of New Yorkers; when a film opens in “select cities,” we’re always selected. I got a jump on early Oscar bait like Juno, There Will Be Blood, and Slumdog Millionaire at the AMC in Lincoln Square before they rolled out nationally and was among the first to be able to discuss them.
My how things have changed! I began collecting ticket stubs twelve years ago, in the hope that one day they might be worth something, or at least accrue sentimental value. But now I can use them to trace that rapid upward climb of prices. When I first saw Titanic in the Bronx on December 28, 1997, the price of a matinee was $5, flat, and that was for anything that started before 5 PM. Regular admission in Manhattan was a then-pricey $9.50. Flip through the pages and you’ll ascend, in quarter or half-dollar increments, to $8.50 for a Bronx matinee and that $12.50 price tag for a regular showing in Manhattan, which before AMC’s morning matinees had few discount tickets at all.
The prices have gone up, but the experience hasn’t improved. I’ve probably lived my entire moviegoing life amidst this decline. Twenty, thirty, forty years ago, back when the only advertisements were the coming attractions and cell phones were science fiction, was it so hard for audiences to sit during a movie and just watch it? Was there still wonder in the experience of going to the movies? Was I born too late for the golden age?

A weekend at home
I go to the theater less and less. I rent more movies on DVD than I venture out to see, delivered to my mailbox from Netflix, and I can’t say I’ve missed out on much. On the contrary, I’ve gained. For $9.72 for one month, less than the price of a single ticket in Manhattan, I can usually turn around about four films, watch their special features, re-watch them with their audio commentaries — like mini film schools on disc. Computers and televisions have advanced to the point where the advantages of a big screen are negligible, and you don’t have to worry about the jerk sitting next to you checking Facebook on his Blackberry or Blueberry or Raspberry, or whatever. In a single month’s time, for a dollar more than the price of a Public Enemies ticket, I watched Bergman’s Scenes from a Marriage, the true-crime documentaries Paradise Lost and Paradise Lost 2, and Robert Altman’s Nashville. The turnaround for new films from theater to disc is getting faster and faster. If I recommend Netflix or similar delivery services, it’s only good common sense.
The upshot is that the movie theater feels farther and farther away. It’s a remarkable time for the movies because they have never been more accessible or affordable, even if the city you live in has never been “selected.” I would like to be a purist. Oh how I would like to be a purist! To tell you that movies are best experienced on the big screen with a like-minded audience of cineastes waiting to be dazzled. It’s true, after all. I fell in love with the movies staring in slack-jawed wonder at Alex Proyas’s masterly Dark City. But I reaffirmed that love watching Tarsem Singh’s The Fall on a computer screen, and Sidney Lumet’s Network, and Stanley Donen and Gene Kelly’s Singin’ in the Rain, and David Gordon Green’s Snow Angels, and so on.
A great film doesn’t need extra square footage to astonish you, certainly not when you are compromised by factors out of your control. You only get one chance to see a movie for the first time; it is a sacred trust placed in strangers to respect the experience. Most do. Many don’t. Every once in a while you may be unlucky. If you are very unlucky, you will have missed your first chance to discover — to unwrap, as a gift — the sounds and images of a masterpiece. That is the true robbery. The ten bucks I’ll miss, but the experience comes once, and it’s priceless.








































One Year of Filmic!
Posted by Daniel Montgomery on September 14, 2009
I started this blog on September 11, 2008. One year later I have posted exactly one-hundred entries (this is one-hundred one) and received more than 18,000 hits. Thank you for reading.
To celebrate the anniversary, some statistics from my first year.
THE TOP TEN FILMIC BLOGS
1. “Slumdog Millionaire” (3,981 hits)
During the months surrounding the 2009 Academy Awards, the popularity of this entry exploded, receiving more hits per day than most entries have received in total. It attracted a thousand more hits than the rest of my top ten combined!
2. Academy Awards 2009: For Your Consideration (464)
Long after the Oscar season has ended, there remains sporadic interest in the films I lobbied — fruitlessly in most cases — to receive Academy recognition. Likely, Google searches for Oscar pics and dish turned up my blog.
3. “Revolutionary Road” (438)
I’ve gotten 97 hits searching for the film’s sheet music. A fine score by Thomas Newman, but I wouldn’t have guessed it would be the review’s primary source of interest. The entry received a comment from a reader asking for same. This is perhaps evidence that he has yet to find it.
4. “Taking Chance” (HBO) (421)
Wrote a short review on a message board and was so pleased with it that I decided to add it to my blog as well, expecting little interest. There are few reviews posted on the film’s IMDb page, so when I added mine it was placed at the very top, and I was inundated with hits.
5. “He’s Just Not That Into You”: The rules of the game (396)
I suspect that the title of the entry — an offhand reference to the Renoir classic — drew people in search of the dating rules promoted by the film and the book from which it was based. The irony is that those dehumanizing rules are part of what made the film such a cynical chore.
6. Academy Awards 2009: Predicting the Nominees (290)
See above re:Oscar hits.
7. “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (278)
Chalk it up to more rabid Oscar interest.
8. On DVD: “Snow Angels” (245)
A most pleasant and inexplicable surprise. It was released in spring of 2008, I rented it early this year on a whim, and it made my list of the year’s best films. My review was posted to mild interest, but in the early summer the popularity grew, mostly via search-engine hits for one of its stars, Michael Angarano. Is this great, under-seen film getting wider exposure than it did upon its release? I can only hope.
9. On DVD: “Sex and the City: The Movie” (226)
Hopefully readers found their way to the witty series and not the shallow feature film it inspired.
10. About the Author (181)
You want to know about little old me? Awww!
TOP TEN SEARCHES

1. slumdog millionaire (2,591 hits)
2. michael angarano (463)
3. amy adams (361)
4. academy awards 2009 (273)
5. justine waddell (228)
6. slumdog (221)
7. dev patel (141)
8. catinca untaru (125)
9. he’s just not that into you rules (104)
10. the fall movie (103)
Interesting to note: apart from Amy Adams, the most hits from searches of actors were for relative unknowns Michael Angarano (“Snow Angels”), Justine Waddell and Catinca Untaru (“The Fall”), and Dev Patel (“Slumdog Millionaire”), as opposed to, say, Meryl Streep, Clint Eastwood, and Angelina Jolie. It’s an honor to contribute, even in my small way, to increasing the exposure of those deserving actors.
TOP FOUR SEARCHES BY PEOPLE REALLY LOOKING FOR PORN

1. amy adams nude (40 hits)
2. freida pinto nude (24)
3. amy adams sexy (21)
4. amy adams nipples (17)
Not everyone reads Filmic for the articles.
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